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I Used to Be Stuck in Left Field But Now I’m Free (I Can’t Help My Femininity).
Softball bat, dimensions variable
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I woke up with him inside of me, my vagina was as dry as a paperbark tree
2015.
Paper bark, 4 medium silver nails
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I woke up with him inside of me, my vagina was as dry as a paperbark tree
2015.
Paper bark, 4 medium silver nails
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I woke up with him inside of me, my vagina was as dry as a paperbark tree
2015.
Paper bark, 4 medium silver nails